Open a Can

I am all about others input, and one night I decided to let a friend on plurk pick my next blog entry.  When I heard the topic I said “nice” and then after the typical male response wore off I wondered how the hell was I going to write about it.  I am a man of my word and here is my attempt.   The topic that was picked is none other than “the Brazilian”.  Yes every guys ears just perked and the girls reading are either smiling or reliving some great pain…or not . What is the Brazilian you ask…well ummm courtesy of wikipedia bikini wax (complete with pictures, so definitely not work safe).  On a side note apparently different wax styles have different location based descriptions: the American , French commonly known as the Landing Strip, and the Brazilian….its really a very global affair.  I kid you not there is a whole world of stuff that is apparently going on in these spas.  Yes, if you haven’t noticed by now I had to be a lil drunk to write this. Ok anyways where did this name come from…I mean who decided that they were going to call the removal of all hair from a womans groin the Brazilian.  Why not the chihuahua, hmmm too wrinkly and shaky.  How about the porn star…maybe thats too much.  I can imagine a girl in a salon asking for the “porn star” and getting a waxing, anal bleaching (wished I never saw that Dr. 90210 episode) and a gift basket of some type of lube.  I can’t get with the “Telly Savalas” because I don’t want to think of Kojak or a bald head when thinking about that and I’m guessing a woman wouldn’t want to either..  So the Brazilian does sounds like the best choice, beautiful women, beaches, beautiful women on the beaches….sorry got a little lost there but I’m back. Could a guy ask for a Brazilian or would they refer to it as something else like the Peeled Kiwi or the Processed Nuts?  That last line kind of grossed me out and is probably a good place to stop. What are some of the names that you’ve heard associated with the clearing of a womans landing strip.

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In addition I want wish a Happy Birthday to the suggester of this topic…you know who you are .

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